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#1 WisHxGeek


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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:21 PM

Today we were busy telling "road" jokes...

My favorite:
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

My dad always told this one:
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken (this explains a lot about my childhood... biggrin.gif )

What are some of your favorite "Cross The Road" jokes??

Remember... a pun at maturity is fully groan...

#2 DennyG


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Posted 09 November 2009 - 07:56 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to opossums that it could be done.

I think there's also a Texas version for armadillos.

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