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[WisHxGeek]

Today we were busy telling "road" jokes...

My favorite:
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

My dad always told this one:
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chicken (this explains a lot about my childhood... )

What are some of your favorite "Cross The Road" jokes??

Remember... a pun at maturity is fully groan...

[DennyG]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to opossums that it could be done.

I think there's also a Texas version for armadillos.